Kids like Minecraft, why not try the real thing
minor > miner
Husband: We're going to a weave a wonderful life together
Wife: Aww, that's so sweet
sends her to a textile mill
Actually it was made illegal for children and women to work underground in 1842
Their tiny bodies are perfect for crawling through collapsed parts of the mine.
Without the lower panel, this would be much more cursed.
The title is gold.