1. Primitive =/= Stupid
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| Primitive =/= Stupid - History Memes |
Historian: From multiple archaeological digs, the Egyptians were rather fond of wearing sandals
Man: Wow, sure nice of the aliens to build their tombs and give them appropriate footwear!
2. Austria being an ass
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| Austria being an ass - History Memes |
The funny part is, a lot of people think Austria ist part of Germany, Payback time
3. Made with colonialism
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| Made with colonialism - History Memes |
many people don't know but in the bottom corner of the Australian flag it says:
made with Britain.
4. If only she has been preserved as a museum...
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| If only she has been preserved as a museum - History Memes |
And people wonder why there are anime about warships
5. Send him right back in the coal mine
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| Send him right back in the coal mine - History Memes |
Kid: Mum, I don't feel well. Can we go to the doctors?
Mother: But we were there just this morning
Kid: Yeh, but I feel REALLY bad. Come on, let's go, we need to go now, come on, come on!
6. Concept of Rash driving is as old as cars *Sigh*
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| Concept of Rash driving is as old as cars *Sigh* - History Memes |
In March this year during curfew in Belgrade, Serbia, the only two cars in the city had a crash
7. Demn
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| Demn - History Memes |
Boss: Adolf, we need to talk about the map
Adolf: What's wrong with it?
Boss: Well, there's no Israel, Germany's borders are a bit bigger than they should be and there are arrows going towards Britain and Russia
Adolf: ...That's just wind direction, very detailed map
8. The robot must be the real Lord Dalhousie cuz it ain't got no emotions
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| The robot must be the real Lord Dalhousie cuz it ain't got no emotions - History Memes |
East India Company: Why, look at this. His late Majesty has stated here in his will that all lands will go to Britain. How kind of him!
Indian: Why is his will written on 'East India Company' branded paper?
East India Company: Probably a coincidence. Now, about these lands...
9. O Pi Nion
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| O Pi Nion - History Memes |
Senator: I propose we start giving women the right to vote in elections
Senate falls silent
Senator: ...Gotcha!
Senate bursts out laughing
Emperor: Caecilius, you mad bastard, you had us going for a second there!
10. I khan not believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book
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| I khan not believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book - History Memes |
I just kept feigning retreat and it kept working.