Just 51 History Memes That Are Very, Very Funny
History Memes 2020
1- Scientifically proven
Semi-serious comment: it took me forever to understand why the Big Dipper was actually "Ursa Major". Then I saw the bear, and I fully understood. It's a total FedEx-arrow moment and cannot be unseen.
2- A joke book from 1940
PSA: this book is called 10,000 Jokes, Toasts and Stories.
3- A rare glimpse of a history meme in the wild
"Literally worse than Hitler"
4- According to historical analysis, Reddit will experience one of the worst hyperinflations in history
Best meta meme I've seen all day
5- ah, good times
Cellular data gang rise up
6- Banning European immigration in order to stop the spread of deadly viruses.
Natives: *seeing coronavirus spread* It's bigger. It's badder. Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for the Europeans!
7- Belgian history 101
Schule ist wie Belgien, da muss man durch
-German Proverb
8- Black panther flashbacks
Swippity swoppity your Monolith is now my property
9- But at least they have the cool building with all the flags in it.
For the Rwandan Genocide, at least the UN people on the ground did what they could, screwed as they were by the bureaucracy back home. People like General Roméo Dallaire, who set up safezones guarded by nothing but unarmed UN observers with balls of steel, and Captain Mbaye Diagne, who smuggled out hundreds or thousands of refugees until he was killed, need to be remembered as heroes.
10- Cane noises intensify
Happened to my dad. He developed a stutter and the doctor shamed his parents pretty bad. “You call yourselves progressive?” Had to use singing as therapy to build the confidence back to speak normally.
11- Caput mundi intensifies
angry Byzantine noises
12- Coincidence? I think not
Quick someone kill a roman emporer with a dove
13- Don’t ever say that again
UN: I will be deeply concern
14- Enslaving people because of color skin? Absolutely Barbaric!
Romans: if you didn't want to be slaves you should have fought harder.
15- Every day General Grievous adds a unique lightsaber to his collection. Day 53: Karabiner 98K
Ah yes, my favorite lightsaber of all. The Karabiner 98K.
16- Faked their deaths
Oh.. Hello Hanz... Sorry I mean Pablo
17- Found this on memes
I'd assassinate myself if that happened to me
18- Genghis was a chad
Bred like a rabbit, he is responsible for 0.5% of the world's population today or something
19- God is an Englishman
Just think of his plans with Mongolia
20- I dont think you want
*gets teleported into the Nika rebellion sheet
21- i see what u did there
Haha... good thing we’re just built on top of India right
22- It's a fact.
The problem was that we faced a foe which was ahead in tactics during a turning point of military history. Much the same happened to Napoléon's ennemies until the 1810s, or to the Habsurg army at Breitenfeld, or even to the romans countless times. We were late at a moment when we just could not be late. Oh and we had shitty generals too ofc, but everyone does at a moment or another tbh
23- It’s not even close really
Its probably what his dick looks like
24- I’m so lucky
Yeah seriously, I got to grow up playing ps2 games and making stupid decisions, not praying that a stray bullet doesn’t catch me in the head.
25- Just a little longer
"HOLD THE LINE!!"
26- Just make up your mind!
Variation is key for a healthy diet
27- life's a witch
I don't like that he's making eye contact
28- Literally grave robbers
Does it count as grave robbing if you were the one who killed them immediately before taking the stuff
29- Manifest Destiny be like
well both the Louisiana purchase and Alaska were sold because the original power had no chance of holding them anyways. in both cases, it mainly so the british wouldn’t get a hold of it.
and then mexico was through war, not through trade or diplomatic pressure
30- Mansa Musa is a total chad
Weird that OP cites him being playable in Civ 6 yet uses his Civ 4 avatar.
31- money print time
Germany in 1940: Ardennes? I think you mean MyDennes.
32- My hero!
I read about that in the book Creativity, Inc. I believe there was a macro built that when run it deleted the drive. Animators were literally watching their characters vanish off the screen while they worked. She was working from home after giving birth and essentially had an offline backup that she used to animate from home. In the end they only lost about 2 weeks worth of work.
33- No Laika no!
Blyat...... :(
34- Not cool Andrew Jackson
Cherokee Tribe: wins a court case and determines that the forced removal from their homes is unconstitutional
Andrew Jackson: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”
35- Not sure if this has been done before
Gonna be some spicy comments in here soon.
36- Oh boy, here we go
“Then the UN drew some lines and everyone calmed down.
SIKE they both got angrier”
37- Pretty princess palace
Vice versa for castles. Those tended to be well kept but now they look like the pic on the right.
38- Ratatouille’s revenge
Rattus rattus didn't do it! It was the fleas!
39- Rebel scum
Always remember that the same politicians that suddenly started talking about states' rights were all for an encroaching federal government forcing free states to spend their resources chasing runaway slaves for the slave states in the Fugitive Slave Act of 1850.
They were also in favour of the Missouri compromise of 1820, which denied states the right to decide for themselves if they wanted to be slave states or not.
40- Respect the Facts!
Historian: sees France surrender meme Oh come on, French history is so rich and diverse
France: Yes, thank you!
Historian: People should be making memes about their repetitive revolutions
France: Yeh!
Historian: Or their collaboration with the Nazis
France: Wait
Historian: Or even their colonial atrocities
France: ... OK, maybe stick to the surrendering
41- Scientifically proven
Comment right before yours is the plague part
42- We see through your disguise, himmler.
Also, Goebbels and Goering.
43- We’ve all been there
Classic
44- what's that?
Who would win
a well constructed castle from the 1500s that has survived sieges and battles.
or
one little boi
45- Winner of the 1446 Grammy goes to..
Might impale your lads type
46- WWII and Rome are pretty cool though
Yeah, economic history is my desire
47- Yeah, someone definitely used a ruler to draw some of these borders
Africa be looking like Tetris
48- Yes, sorta funny
Imagine if WW3 is started by another Austrian.
49- You better watch the clock mods
Making memes about memes that haven't been made yet
50- You fool you, absolute buffoon.
cries in wehrmacht
51- You'll be back by Christmas, I swear.
Then 18 years later, it's his son's time in Vietnam.
52- Tanks for nothing
It's remind me that Dice wanted to add random break down mechanic to tanks in battlefield 1.